So now it's OK again. I know I've done millions of these, but I really like them. And this time it had a purpose; namely to test my latest chara: Mayhem! He's insane and I love him very much.
Now, I can't remember from where or whom I nicked it, but I guess it's okay if you decide to give it a shot anyways. Don't link it back to me, though, since I haven't got a link to my source. And if you choose to do it, don't use my answers! I've seen some of you guys actually stealing my answers, and THAT'S NOT COOL! Don't do that, it's rude. And if I see it again, I will tell you. I'm not stupid, you know.
Oh, well, here goes!
Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.
Characters Chosen:
- Mayhem (New and shiny. Mad as a legion of hatters)
- Avaton (Slightly crazy but smoking hot half elf.)
- Alkaid (My incredibly sexy main character. You should see her in RP. My god!)
- Arkturus (Solemn and dark, but very interesting to RP. He can seem kind of boring, though. He's not. And my god, he is hot. One of two main characters in all fics I've submitted so far.)
- Me (comments in brackets)
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1) How Old Are You?
Mayhem: Theres an elasticity in the drifts of time. Like moths, we drift towards the strongest light. (Really, hes about twenty years old, but the crazy person has got a point)
Avaton: ~Somewhere around 250 years old, but seemingly about 25-30.~ (Elven blood can be pretty useful when looking your age isnt an option. The bloke is a mute, so he speaks with telepathic squiggles)
Alkaid: Lets just stick with old, right? (She is old. Very much so. Dont go there)
Arkturus: A thousand years, maybe two. (Im not too sure myself)
2) Height?
Mayhem: My head is always in the clouds, yet my feet never leave the ground. The man in to moon likes me to drop by with a sundae tomorrow afternoon.
Avaton: ~1.85 meters above the ground.~
Alkaid: Optional (

)
Arkturus: 1.90, something like that. (So tall isnt precise enough? Bah
)
3) You Got Any Bad Habits?
Mayhem: I share mating ceremonies with the female fortune teller.
Avaton: ~Ive got a tendency to go into berserk whenever my loved ones are threatened
~ (It has happened quite a few times, and he hasnt got many loved ones left now. Poor kid, no wonder hes all borderline and crazy
)
Alkaid: Some people tend to regard eating other people in public as a bad habit. Yet if a cat feasts on a mouse, you just look the other way, only a bit disgusted. I feel that this is very much the same thing.
Arkturus: Obsess a lot? A bit crazy when it comes to people near me.
4) You a virgin?
Mayhem: Shrouded in white, she stood on the top of the cliff. I ran towards her, only to find that she was made out of stone, and that the light from her eyes was but a guide for those traveling otherwise to follow.
Avaton: ~No, not at all. Two small children, in fact. And quite an eventful live behind me.~
Alkaid: Darling, of course I am. Strictly speaking, at least. Otherwise, no. Ive got many children and more lovers still.
Arkturus: Compared to the other three, maybe. (Except for some parts of his life. Oh yes indeed) But no, I am just very faithful.
5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Mayhem: Small flashes of light, so quickly do they expire. They become so still and cold after such a short time. (Hells, almost a straight answer for once. Not a very comforting one, though.)
Avaton: ~Its complicated, to say the very least.~
Alkaid: The pretty flower
Arkturus: Halévrion, most precious of all.
6) Have Any Kids?
Mayhem: Small lumps of human?
Avaton: ~Well, yes. Two, a girl, Daschnaya, and a boy, Vanadin.~
Alkaid: Many, more than you can imagine. (Remember what I said about old?)
Arkturus: One, Xagiler.
7) Favorite Food?
Mayhem: The pale man with his long legs are now sated, but his burning sister demands me to fetch her something sweeter still.
Avaton: ~My life so far has left me with a very practical view on food: If it doesnt run away or squirms too much, you eat it.~
Alkaid: Really? I will have to second what the halfelf said. Although I dont need to eat, I do like a good hunt every once in a while.
Arkturus: Something light and simple. A salad, maybe? (Yes, hes definitely a salads type of guy)
8) Favourite Ice Cream flavour?
Mayhem: The taste of rain running down the slopes and the scent of
no, it is not rain. It is the sweet, sweet juice of sapient grape, rich and red.
Avaton: ~Huh? Frozen cream?~
Alkaid: Vanilla. (God, nothing, absolutely nothing about her is vanilla. Gah, the very thought
)
Arkturus: I dont like ice cream. (You are so boring at times! Im disappointed)
9) Killed anyone?
Mayhem: You can count the ticks before the clockwork stops. I feel them at the tips of my fingers.
Avaton: ~Many, and almost all of them in a bloodthirsty frenzy
And for a while, I was a successful assassin as well. I kill when I need to.~
Alkaid: Yes.
Arkturus: Ive never managed to kill someone when I intended to, but Ive killed without the intention to do so.
10) Hate anyone?
Mayhem: So sweet! I can feel them all down my spine.
Avaton: ~Not hate, not really
Just
Sometimes, I get these headaches
~
Alkaid: Even if I could, I dont think I would. Hate is just another feeling, just another meaningless attachment with the illusion of reality.
Arkturus: Yes.
11) Any Secrets?
Mayhem: *currently a vase of flowers* (its tulips, by the way)
Avaton: ~There is one
~
Alkaid: Things unsaid, yes. Secrets
Yes, that too. Although not so many.
Arkturus: More than I find comfortable.
12) Love Anyone?
Mayhem: *Still a vase, but a talking one* It tickles, the roots are severed.
Avaton: ~Yes, god yes. More than anything.~
Alkaid: See answer regarding hate.
Arkturus: A few, yes.
13) TACOS?
Mayhem: Oh, yes. Lots of cheese, please. (

*ded*)
Avaton: ~Does it bite?~ *poke* (And somewhere here, yours trulys brain died, because its frikking late here)
Alkaid: Ill pass, thank you. Too much fuzz.
Arkturus: I agree with my sweet sister.
14) Ever slept in all day?
Mayhem: To sleep, to sleep
Perchance to dream
Avaton: Many times, for various reasons. Going berserk some time earlier, severe blood loss (not seldom caused by previous reason), near lethal intake of alcohol (see previous), or other drugs (ditto), grumpiness, or perhaps very pleasant company in bed.
Alkaid: Days, much like sleep, means little to me.
Arkturus: Yes. I love lying in bed with Lév all day, watching the sun rise, the golden shine on his sleeping face...(Pretty much everything his sister isnt, really)
15) Favorite Show?
Mayhem: The bird in the middle conducts the sacks of dirty water to circle over the minced corpses of trees.
Avaton: ~Show? What show?~(Theres lack of entertainment in middle earth
)
Alkaid: You do not want to know, dear.
Arkturus: Really now, Im far too sophisticated for that kind of vulgar thing. Perhaps the theater, though. Oscar Wilde, maybe?
16) Favourite Movie?
Mayhem: Look at the icons move, like the avatar of an ill omen.
Avaton: ~I
what is this? I dont understand
~ *sulk*
Alkaid: 2001, a space odyssey.
Arkturus: hemhem
Theres this
vampire, you know? *embaressed*
17) Favorite Band?
Mayhem: The conductor of the contraband is indeed a merry fellow. I followed him one day, and
murder, murder, murder. Feet in strange places. Murder. I found many new friends that day.
Avaton: *too scared of the nutcase above to notice question*
Alkaid: Pink Floyd. I had no idea human minds could understand the concepts of eternity and void. (Honestly, I love them, and therefore, she does to)
Arkturus: I just enjoy music very much.
18) Eye Colours?
Mayhem: What is the hue of the stains upon the slopes of the damned?
Avaton: ~Green, with stains of brown~
Alkaid: Have you heard that gods cannot hide their eyes, because their true nature resides there? Its actually true. My eyes are a deep purple.
Arkturus: Black, edge to edge.
19) Skin?
Mayhem: The dull shine of copper on a hot day. (Holy sh**. Another straight answer, and not even a scary one.)
Avaton: ~Not pale, but not very tanned either~
Alkaid: Pale.
Arkturus: Well
yes, pale.
20) Fat/Average/Slim?
Mayhem: The shape of my body does not correlate with my mind.
Avaton: ~Muscular, sturdy although not fat. Just strong.~
Alkaid: Depends very much on the situation, love.
Arkturus: I could easily hide behind a light post.
21) Rain, sunshine?
Mayhem: I pleased the queen of combustion with my gifts to her.
Avaton: ~Sunshine. I love being outdoors~
Alkaid: Sunshine.
Arkturus: Since Im married to a
gardener of sorts, Ive come to like rain and sun in balance.
22) Pool, Beach?
Mayhem: Splish, splash goes the tune to which the iron goblins dance.
Avaton: ~A calm pool in the forest, or a hot spring in the mountains~
Alkaid: I really dont like water that much
Arkturus: A lake, or a stream in the woods. Unlike my dear sister, I love water.
23) Camping, staying home?
Mayhem: Its got walls, indeed it does, and they are close, yes they are. Sturdy and strong, jet turned ruby. Its dripping again.
Avaton: ~Since home has been a camp for many years, I hardly see a difference any longer. Looks like its about to change, however~
Alkaid: I
I dont know. Ive never thought about it.
Arkturus: At home. So much fuzz camping. And there are bugs, and theres Lév keeping me from cutting down a tree for a fire because hes talking to it
24) Dog, Cat?
Mayhem: Smiling, smiling, the gleam of needles in the dark. Oh, a bus!
Avaton: ~A dog. Loyal and useful.~
Alkaid: Cats, of course. White ones, for preference. Ive got an image to think about, after all.
Arktururs: If I have to choose, cats. Dogs smell
And that's it, people. Remember, write your own answers!